You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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