Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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