Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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