I'm really into asian looking animals
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm just crazy horny about you
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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