Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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