Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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