Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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