My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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