would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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