I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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