she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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