Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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