okay pat passed out under dana's car
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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