Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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