"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I want to be your penis for a week.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I believe in your delicious
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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