we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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