Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Randomize
