when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We left the knife in your bed.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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