I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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