I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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