i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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