All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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