The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Let's get the cat blown out
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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