no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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