: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
