Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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