I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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