If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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