new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's official drugs can't kill me
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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