so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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