there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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