Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Are we still banned from the library?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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