you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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