i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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