yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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