What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
