So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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