So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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