question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
MIDGETS
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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