if only i could text you this smell
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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