Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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