it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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