Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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