Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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