my mouth tastes like poor choices
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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