glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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