What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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