Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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