Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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