STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Drunk is a universal language darling
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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