Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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