She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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