We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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