Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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