Nicole vs. Life
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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