You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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